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This may have "Silk road Fable" not the bad money Empty This may have "Silk road Fable" not the bad money




on January 1, 2010, General Long Xiang is bringing the granddaughter
white snow, is riding the wool donkey, walks from a countryside group.
. . . . .
General Long Xiang: To, white snow! This is the silk road biggest city, is peacefully long!
White snow: Grandfather, you read counter-, this was “Chang An”, in this city's thing old was expensive!
General Long Xiang: What expensively fears, we brought the money, 300,000,000, money?
White snow: Has not taken the package!
General Long Xiang: Installs Qian Nei the package, Huang Bao.
White snow: , Has let me fall in the monkey, the monkey has expired, has not shown reactivating!
General Long Xiang: You said that your this child can also handle a
matter not? Helps you to elect the palace maid, but also fell on the
kang!
General Long Xiang: In the pocket also has the money?
White snow: In pocket only then more than 70 ten thousand silk road coins
General Long Xiang: I also have 400 ten thousand, was good.
White snow: That cannot. . . . . .
General Long Xiang: Enough on has rented two horses first like this,
the Chang An city is too big, walks strangely tired, horse dealer!

Ma Qianli: Is unfair to Sir, we are the upscale horse-inns, does not receive the wool donkey.

General Long Xiang: , We rent the horse.
Ma Qianli: Ai ya *, rents the horse!
General Long Xiang: How, to look like?
Ma Qianli: Not too looks like.
General Long Xiang: I said that Sister Ma, these two horses are important to our master.
Ma Qianli: Oh *, who do you manage to be called eldest sister, others are the pure men!
General Long Xiang: How also such appearance, but also how to put on a skirt?
Ma Qianli: Recently this is according to the Roman style which was
popular packs. Recently Chang An has come many foreigners, said that is
comes from Constantinople, others that male such put on. Was also not
the skirt, this did not say the clothing? You looked that this has the
leg, ai ya *, the worry put on runs leaning, ai ya * I said how walked
not to keep off!
General Long Xiang: That leg leaves others to put on, the young
fellow I said to you, today I must lead the granddaughter to elect the
palace maid, you must certainly help us to choose two good horses!
Ma Qianli: Without the question, you invite!
Rides the horse which rents, the Chang An city which the master strolls. Has arrived at the general store
White snow: Grandfather, you looked that has sells the jewelry.
General Long Xiang: Walks, grandfather buys several for you to put
on. How otherwise can elect on! You looked that others Zeng Ge, the
spring elder brother, dressed up and the female baby is the same. In do
not get down immediately first, the Chang An city people are many, you
have a look to sell the returns the trumpet, many very.
General Long Xiang: Treasure treasure boss in?
Treasure treasure: Sir, comes to the granddaughter to buy the jewelry!
General Long Xiang: Yes! Comes, I ask you, your this jewelry, if wants the livid to buy completely down, how much money wants?
Treasure treasure: Has this bought how also flies into a rage?
General Long Xiang: , My meaning said that most expensive wants on, how much money can spend?

Treasure treasure: Takes 20,000,000 silk road coins
General Long Xiang: 20,000,000, what, does that have this kind of situation, today will buy tomorrow to pay up
Treasure treasure: Writes the bad check
General Long Xiang: , Writes the bad check, this not bad money, rich. Comes, for you 1,000,000.
Treasure treasure: What meaning?
General Long Xiang: For you tip
Treasure treasure: Ai ya *, Sir, you are really bright, you were too graceful
General Long Xiang: 1,000,000 silk road coins also lead for you, now
100,000,000 only then trade 25 dollars, ha. I tell you, does not give
for nothing, do not let my granddaughter white snow hear, child fine! A
while I the granddaughter has come, you must certainly give fully my
face. Understands? I want jewelry's time you to give me to capture.
Treasure treasure: How to capture?
General Long Xiang: Both has given the face, and cannot be too ruthless, my main point expensive jewelry?? . . . .

Treasure treasure: I did not say!??
General Long Xiang: Ai ya *. You were too clear
White snow: Grandfather, I want to select the jewelry, I cannot get down!
General Long Xiang: Comes, horse destruction, right bottom that icon!
White snow: Oh knew!
General Long Xiang: Comes a necklace
Treasure treasure: Necklace 8,001,000
General Long Xiang: Is this what necklace, such expensive
Treasure treasure: This is the orthodox school foreign goods, Constantinople makes gravy the necklace
General Long Xiang: Oh, is the foreign goods is specially expensive?
Treasure treasure: The village in a mountainous area does not ask for money
General Long Xiang: That line, comes a village in a mountainous area first, puts on has a look at the effect.
Treasure treasure: Oh *! That has not sold!
General Long Xiang: That is I has not come, I must come early, you such sold early.
Treasure treasure: This old gentleman, I must say that the foreign
goods do not ask for money, you wanted foreign goods you also.
General Long Xiang: A while imperial palace that elected the palace
maid imperial palace guard Chief Qin Tian a column to come, you must
vie for honor to me, this was the life best opportunity, you looked
that grandfathers raised your more than 40 years. . . . . .
White snow: Grandfather! I only then many big!
General Long Xiang: I also raise your father wind chimes guest more
than 30 years! Your father is a half-finished product, let me train
shatter Chinese style pavilion culture stationmaster, you must have the
confidence, came, table determination!
White snow: I decided that the black jade river water wave hits the
wave, after Yellow River, before the wave pushes the wave, a wave
compared to wave, hits my father wind chimes guest in the sand beach!
General Long Xiang: Good, applause!
Treasure treasure: Village in a mountainous area Constantinople made gravy the necklace to come!
White snow: Grandfather, was probably a little big!
General Long Xiang: The neck winds two for you, is not big.
White snow:! #! ¥! @#!
Treasure treasure: Oh *! Your not that who! Do not kick up a racket,
you are that stature sentiment Bei, not, Xiang army river. . Not,
dragon eight. . . . . . As soon as opens calls X, is also not. . . . .
. Qin Tian a column! You are imperial guard Qin Tian a column, pillar
party chief? ! Pillar party chief has come, how did you come out to
pinch! Comes the human quickly, do not let him give runs!
Qin Tian a column: What does, what to quarrel, has let the tiger female nip?
Treasure treasure: Pillar party chief signs to me?
General Long Xiang: Who do you look for?
Qin Tian a column: I look for shatter Chinese style pavilion culture stationmaster the wind chimes guest
General Long Xiang: (pointed at white snow) to look is right! This is the wind chimes guest's father
White snow: The master, the wind chimes guest is my father!
General Long Xiang: Oh, right, has made a mistake, recently the cerebrum short-circuited, always left the C++ error report!
General Long Xiang: I am the wind chimes guest's father, this is the wind chimes guest's unmarried girl, calls the white snow!
Qin Tian a column: The old person, your halfway blocks down me, what matter has?
General Long Xiang: Is my son wind chimes guest is called me to come
here to wait for you, comes, comes here to have a food first.
Qin Tian a column: , I must go to the shatter Chinese style pavilion
to elect the palace maid! Shatter Chinese style pavilion preparation
how?
General Long Xiang: The shatter Chinese style pavilion alliance
arrangement is very grand, their alliance's 81 cavalries, the crazy
evil spirit said that the day inferior gives you to prepare! Among a
cloth hall, between a senior branch, a big picture places, the
surroundings are the flower!
Qin Tian a column: The brother, what color is the flower?
General Long Xiang: White, yellow has. Plays the families to take
the loudspeaker to wait for you, brushes you, the preparation opens
your red, explodes your equipment! Excited, always the server is full,
pushes only then the political line to come to see you quite a while,
is not easy!
Qin Tian a column: Then we hurry to the shatter Chinese style pavilion!
General Long Xiang: It is not anxious! In the shatter Chinese style
pavilion arranges me, eats first in Chang An, the guest does as the
host pleases, you listen to me to arrange. Under the treasure treasure,
inquires, is your this which hotel best?
Treasure treasure: It is not far to my this, went out, turns left turns left turns left again, meets a wryneck subtree, arrived.
General Long Xiang: Turns left turns left turns left again. . .
Depending on! This not is your family opposite! Walks, pillar party
chief, eats meal.
BOSS cuts certainly: Oh *, this is not pillar party chief?! Any wind gives you blows! Pillar party chief gives me according to!
Qin Tian a column: You are the male compatriot?
BOSS cuts certainly: Others are the pure men
Qin Tian a column: Long very tactful.
General Long Xiang: We are the fellow villagers, you are not the Hetian person?
Qin Tian a column: Yes.
Zhao Benshan: We are the relative, the child he the grandfather live in Hetian.
Qin Tian a column: What name is called?
White snow: Cold air
General Long Xiang: - -! Your grandfather was very recently fierce, daily gale temperature decrease.

General
Long Xiang: (as soon as smiles) the white snow you to look quickly that
pillar party chief smiles, looks like the time picture which very much
your grandfather walks, the child with the grandfather kisses, is
called the grandfather to be good quickly! Kowtow!
White snow: The grandfather is good.
Qin Tian a column: The big new year's celebration has not given you the new year's money. . . . . .
BOSS cuts certainly: Pillar party chief we did not have the photography!
General Long Xiang: Orders food first!
BOSS cuts certainly: After eating meal, how ran to manage?
General Long Xiang: Do not talk on and on!
General Long Xiang: Your!!
Qin Tian a column: We eat casually.
General Long Xiang: Now has been wealthy, you make an effort to eat, you eat can eat the how much money!
Qin Tian a column: Eats a line casually
General Long Xiang: I select!
General Long Xiang: Pillar party chief is the Hetian person, graciousness! Hetian monkey king's monkey brain four!
BOSS cuts certainly: Sorry does not have.
General Long Xiang: The pot cover big turns on lathe the turtle!
BOSS cuts certainly: Not that big
General Long Xiang: Has in a big way?
BOSS cuts certainly: Only the palm of the hand is big.
General Long Xiang: ! Palm of the hand big, the palm of the hand is big. . . Has?
BOSS cuts certainly: Volume. . . Has or does not have?
General Long Xiang: I said that this is the shop which you open, has also asks me?
BOSS cuts certainly: Has you not to count at heart?!
General Long Xiang: What number can I have!
BOSS cuts certainly: Does not have!
General Long Xiang: Come! Comes the desert characteristic vegetable, dark Kara!
Qin Tian a column: The dark Kara main point, that gadget was not
more virulent, remembered that I hit this gadget in childhood, the
corpse was each time poisonous!
General Long Xiang: Had do not eat, I ate the Kara to have one time
for have been caught by the fishbone, finally arrived at the hospital
to take with the tweezers. You said that your hotel what hasn't let me
take what to entertain pillar party chief?
General Long Xiang: You said that what they do want what not to have, what does that eat?
Qin Tian a column: Comes a potluck line.
General Long Xiang: Oh. Comes the folk? Good, the child, came the folk! Comes a Pelly winter to cook the mushroom.
BOSS cuts certainly: Does not have.
General Long Xiang: This may have.
BOSS cuts certainly: This does not have really
General Long Xiang: Comes, I have! The white snow, the Pelly winter which brings brings
Qin Tian a column: Eldest brother, the Pelly winter is the game, cannot eat!
General Long Xiang: Did not fear that this own Samarkand chicken farm raises!
General Long Xiang: Has cooked this, again 0.1
General Long Xiang: Fool
BOSS cuts certainly: Said that whose fool does pinch?!
General Long Xiang: , Says the stupid egg
BOSS cuts certainly: Does not have
General Long Xiang: Comes, I have! Pelly winter this variety is
good, one day lays eggs only! Fries as soon as this and the green
onion!
Qin Tian a column: The brother, the next hotel, the material does
General Long Xiang: Oh! Not means! Their here not! How many
vegetables, two have, for an opportunity, pillar party chief come your
hotel, you do not express?
BOSS cuts certainly: Volume
BOSS cuts certainly: Bestows one? Oh I said that Sir you how such
does dig out, you said that your has not selected, we must build one.
General Long Xiang: I selected the monkey brain, to turn on lathe the turtle, the Kara, you not did not have!
BOSS cuts certainly: Has, you have not counted at heart? My age is
small, but I summarized! Human's life may be short, with played the
silk road is equally same, the political line, the winding, this day
has passed, hang! The winding, cannot make something a matter of
political line, this whole life has passed, hang ~
Qin Tian a column: Penetrating.
General Long Xiang: Penetrating what, is he the fart essence
BOSS cuts certainly: Sir, you knew that what the life most painful matter is? Person Man Ji, skill has not done well!
General Long Xiang: You knew that what the life most painful matter
is? The skill spot has done well, is robbed the number donation GP!
BOSS cuts certainly: When did this also too carry has called G M to change.
General Long Xiang: Pillar party chief! You looked that this
vegetable must make a while, the white snow has also come, this child!
Is a body's artistic bacterium since childhood!
Qin Tian a column: Artistic cell
General Long Xiang: Looked whether can enter the palace.
Qin Tian a column: The brother I has ravelled, you meet me to come
here, is to let the granddaughter enters the palace works as the palace
maid.
General Long Xiang: Boss, takes Kara OK the microphone.
Qin Tian a column: According to ours custom, identifies one's role when first coming on stage
General Long Xiang: Starts from front, do not be anxious
White snow: I come from the big urban Dunhuang black desert township
lotus flower pool of water ditch drop! My name is called the white
snow, my today. . . Mood very. . . Impulsion, tonight. . . The sunlight
is beautiful, tonight. . The cloudy extension is clear.

BOSS cuts certainly: Oh *, this newspaper weather forecast
General Long Xiang: Do not interrupt, continues!
White snow: The mood has been clear from the cloudy extension, why,
because. . . I found my grandfather, my grandfather has been too good,
could lead me to enter the palace works as the nun.
Qin Tian a column: Perspiration! . . . . Is the palace maid
White snow: I thank my grandfather for me this opportunity, too
thanked you, really could take to bring with me to arrive at the
imperial palace, I thanked your ancestors, I represented the ancestors,
my this whole life, I made trouble do not let off you to drop!
General Long Xiang: The child is wants to retaliate you, does not
reimburse, is also not, newspaper. . . Repays a debt of gratitude,
knows graciousness pictoral newspaper, exited not to be able to forget
the grandfather, sang Roman pastor "To march Marching song".
White snow: That is Roman master, sings on the spot "Marches Marching song"
General Long Xiang: Middle did not need to sing, behind sang.
Qin Tian a column: The age is not big, the glottis is really high
General Long Xiang: Does not have the means that has opened the life, added the evil corona, this level
Qin Tian a column: The volume, has not added the egg luckily.
General Long Xiang: The egg was not cooks to you.
White snow: Grandfather, the necklace card's neck has cannot request a song
General Long Xiang: Behind that comes directly. That following Lian Kudai sings
Qin Tian a column: And so on, what program Lian Kudai does sing is?
General Long Xiang: How is that I to come, how is not easy. . . .
Qin Tian a column: That calls to enter the palace the words
expressing feelings, enters the palace is the actual events, has not
entered the palace, made the words expressing feelings.
General Long Xiang: His master in here, my psychology did not have
the bottom, I said three integers, she will cry, you was really
finished, had the sentiment with the grandfather, the grandfather
picture in here.
White snow: Crying ......
General Long Xiang: The white snow, smiles anything.
White snow: Too interesting, but also picture?!
Qin Tian a column: Did not say, the talent and skill is good, sings well also.
BOSS cuts certainly: Oh *, this good? Must be able on words, I also to be able like this on.
General Long Xiang: You toward that on?
BOSS cuts certainly: Enters the palace ~
General Long Xiang: You are also good from the palace, this is the artistic circle matter, do not mix blindly!
BOSS cuts certainly: You let me sing one!
General Long Xiang: Does not let you sing
BOSS cuts certainly: Does not let me sing, I confess yours matter
General Long Xiang: Transfers. . . . The volume, he sings good which definitely had not said. .
Qin Tian a column: You started saying that identified one's role when first coming on stage
BOSS cuts certainly: My destiny and he is equally same, also has a surname Qin grandfather
General Long Xiang: All the various professions all the various professions, pull!
Qin Tian a column: You meet anything
BOSS cuts certainly: I will imitate Xiu.
Qin Tian a column: Who imitates
BOSS cuts certainly: General Niya
Qin Tian a column: Imitates that section
BOSS cuts certainly: "I And You"

General Long Xiang: Others pillar party chief just discontinued, does not develop with you.
Qin Tian a column: This is a desert strange name!
BOSS cuts certainly: (pulls out the knife shield, demonstrated that the sword is mad the skill! )
General Long Xiang: Knocks it off, hit leaning, served food
BOSS cuts certainly: I repeat one, this I develop the broken day live local militia
General Long Xiang: You develop Hsiungnu Yuan Gui to go!
BOSS cuts certainly: The broken day live local militia is the
imperial tomb monster name (pulls out bow to come, to build bow
archery, performance kills bow certainly)
Qin Tian a column: Good! You come one again!?
BOSS cuts certainly: I return the joint performance. . .
Qin Tian a column: And so on what name, are you called?
BOSS cuts certainly: My Chinese name named” dies a violent death cuts certainly”
Qin Tian a column: Also has the foreign name?
BOSS cuts certainly: English name “BOSS cuts certainly”
Qin Tian a column: Where person are you?
BOSS cuts certainly: I am Dunhuang black desert township lotus flower pool of water ditch drop!
Qin Tian a column: Eldest brother! Your son lets BOSS which I look,
is he, tomorrow with me on silk road forum "Silk road Literature
Society"!
General Long Xiang: And so on! ~~, was not said that elected the palace maid? How could enter the literature society?
Qin Tian a column: Female entering the palace, elects the men to enter the literature society to write the draft!
General Long Xiang: . . . . . .
General Long Xiang: You see her grandfather, this vegetable has
cooked to you, you the face also do not give her for me the grandfather
face, or lets his grandfather meet with you? On you the blustery server
sends a loudspeaker to ask, in 81 cavalry pledge's old A, inside said
old A is she.
Qin Tian a column: Serves food immediately, today's food I have
wrapped, I treat, the white snow, you will be cutting on certainly
tomorrow eldest brother with BOSS "the Silk road Forum", you will do a
combination to call “to elect the palace maid”.
White snow: I have also been possible to go?
Qin Tian a column: Yes.
White snow: Thanks the grandfather!
BOSS cuts certainly: Thanks the grandfather!
General Long Xiang: "the Silk road Literature Society" is silk road plays the family stage, they have wanted, also wanted me.
Qin Tian a column: On-line also has your name?
General Long Xiang: This flattery, you do not access the net to try
whiz whiz, my net ID challenges to a fight the god X tung oil tree
feather
General Long Xiang: Moreover approaches you to disclose a secret
Qin Tian a column: What?
General Long Xiang: Actually my grandfather is also surnamed Qin.
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Annotated:
2009 eve, I have written a section "Vanguard", at
that time their mood were too pessimistic, the content which wrote is
also quite vague, causes the response friend's special few, has not
achieved by far "Was a pity that Was not You, Accompanied Me to
Finally" sympathy. This is my responsibility, everybody wants to look
forward optimistically after all.
As soon as this year's New Year's
greeting article, everybody looked has been possible happy to smile,
then my desire achieved. Because worked recently somewhat numerous and
diverse, therefore does not have how many energy to carry on the
creation, therefore has applied mechanically "not Bad Money" the
template carries on the creation. In the later time, hoped that
presents for everybody more originals. Finally, prays for heavenly
blessing all silk road to play the family once more, Happy New Year!

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Post Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:57 pm by GRAnemoS

这个可以有 《丝路传说》不差钱
2010年元月1日,龙骧将军带着孙女白雪,骑着毛驴子,从乡下一路走来。。。。。。

龙骧将军:到了,白雪!这就是丝路最大的城市,安长!
白雪:爷爷,你念反了,这是“长安”,这城里的东西老贵了!
龙骧将军:贵怕什么,咱带钱了,三亿,钱呢?
白雪:没拿包啊!
龙骧将军:装钱那包,黄包。
白雪:完了,让我落在猴子里了 ,猴子到期了,没表复活!
龙骧将军:你说你这孩子还能办点事不?帮你选宫女,还落在炕上了!
龙骧将军:兜里还有钱没?
白雪:兜里才70多万丝路币
龙骧将军:我还有400万 ,行了。
白雪:那也不能够啊。。。。。。
龙骧将军:够不够就这样了 先租两匹马,长安城太大,走路怪累的,马贩子!

马千里:对不起大爷,我们是高档马店,不收毛驴子。

龙骧将军:不是,我们是租马的。
马千里:唉呀*呀,租马的呀!
龙骧将军:怎么,不像啊?
马千里:不太像。
龙骧将军:我说马大姐啊,这两匹马对我们爷俩非常重要。
马千里:哎呀*呀,你管谁叫大姐,人家是纯爷们!
龙骧将军:那咋还这么个打扮啊,还怎么穿个裙子啊?
马千里:这是按最近流行的罗马风格来包装的。最近长安来了好多的外国人,说是从君士坦丁堡来的,人家那男的都这么穿。再说也不是裙子,这不道服吗?你看,这有腿的吗,唉呀*呀,着急穿跑偏了,唉呀*呀我说走路咋没有挡呐!
龙骧将军:那条腿留给别人穿,小伙子我跟你说,今天我要带着孙女选宫女,你一定要帮我们选两匹好马!
马千里:没有问题,您请好吧!
骑上租来的马,爷俩逛起的长安城。走到了杂货铺
白雪:爷爷,你看,那有卖首饰的。
龙骧将军:走,爷爷给你去买几件戴上。不然咋能选的上啊!你看人家曾哥、春哥,都打扮的和女娃儿一样。你先在马上别下来,长安城人多,你看看卖返回的小号,多的很。
龙骧将军:珍珍老板在吗?
珍珍:大爷,来给孙女买首饰啊!
龙骧将军:是啊!来,我问问你,你们这个首饰,如果要急头白脸全部买下来,要多少钱?
珍珍:这咋还买急眼了呢?
龙骧将军:不是,我意思说最贵的都要上,要花多少钱?

珍珍:要两千万丝路币
龙骧将军:得两千万啊,呢啥,那有没有这种的情况,今天买完了明天来结帐
珍珍:打白条啊
龙骧将军:不是,不是打白条,这不差钱,有钱。过来,给你一百万。
珍珍:啥意思啊?
龙骧将军:给你小费
珍珍:唉呀*呀,大爷,你真敞亮,你太帅了
龙骧将军:给你一百万丝路币还帅,现在1亿才换25块钱,哈哈。我告诉你,不白给,别让我孙女白雪听见,孩子精着呢!一会儿我孙女来了,你一定要给足我面子。明白吗?我要首饰的时候你要给我兜着。
珍珍:咋兜啊?
龙骧将军:既把面子给了,又不能太狠,我要点贵首饰??。。。。

珍珍:我就说没有呗!??
龙骧将军:唉呀*呀。你太明白了
白雪:爷爷,我要自己挑首饰,我下不来!
龙骧将军:过来吧,把马销毁,右下角那个图标!
白雪:哦知道了!
龙骧将军:来个项链
珍珍:项链800万一条
龙骧将军:这啥项链啊,这么贵
珍珍:这是正宗的外国货,君士坦丁堡打卤项链
龙骧将军:哦,是不是外国货特别贵啊?
珍珍:山寨的不要钱
龙骧将军:那行,先来一山寨的,戴上看看效果。
珍珍:哎呀*呀!没那卖过呀!
龙骧将军:那是我没来,我要早来,你早这么卖了。
珍珍:这老爷子,我要说外国货不要钱,你就要外国货了你还。
龙骧将军:一会儿皇宫那选宫女的皇宫卫队队长秦天一柱来了,你要给我争脸,这是人生最好的机会,你看爷爷都培养你四十多年了。。。。。。
白雪:爷爷!我才多大呀!
龙骧将军:我还培养你爸风铃客30多年呢!你爸是个半成品,都让我培养成了落花阁文化站长了,你要有信心,来,表个决心!
白雪:我决定,黑玉河水浪打浪,黄河后浪推前浪,一浪更比一浪强,把我爹风铃客打在沙滩上!
龙骧将军:好,鼓掌!
珍珍:山寨君士坦丁堡打卤项链来了!
白雪:爷爷,好像有点大了!
龙骧将军:给你脖子多绕上两圈,就不大了。
白雪:!#!¥! @#!
珍珍:哎呀*呀!你不那谁吗!别吵吵哈,你是那个子情贝诺,不是的,湘军江江。。不是的,龙八。。。。。。张一鸣X,也不是。。。。。。秦天一柱!你是皇家卫队秦天一柱,柱子队长吗?呀! 柱子队长来了,您老咋出来了捏!快来人啊,别让他给跑了!
秦天一柱:干什么,吵什么啊,让虎女咬了啊?
珍珍:柱子队长给我签个名呗?
龙骧将军:你找谁?
秦天一柱:我找落花阁文化站长风铃客
龙骧将军:(指着白雪)找对了!这就是风铃客的爹
白雪:爷,风铃客是我爹!
龙骧将军:哦,对对对,搞错了,最近大脑短路,总是出C++错误报告!
龙骧将军:我是风铃客的爹,这是风铃客的闺女,叫白雪 !
秦天一柱:老人家,您半路把我拦下来,有什么事吗?
龙骧将军:是我儿子风铃客叫我来这里等你的 ,来来来,先来这里吃个饭。
秦天一柱:不是,我还得去落花阁选宫女呢!落花阁准备的怎么样了?
龙骧将军:落花阁联盟布置的很隆重,他们联盟的八一铁骑、狂魔称天下等都给你准备着呢!布一个大厅,一个大房间,一个大照片放在中间,周围都是花啊!
秦天一柱:老哥,花都是什么颜色的啊?
龙骧将军:白的,黄的都有的。玩家们都拿着喇叭等着你,刷你,准备开你的红,爆你的装备呢!激动啊,总是服务器满,挤半天才上线来看你,不容易啊!
秦天一柱:那我们赶紧到落花阁吧!
龙骧将军:不急!落花阁里布置我,先在长安吃一顿,客随主便,你就听我安排吧。珍珍,打听下,你们这哪家饭店最好?
珍珍:离我这不远,出了门,左拐左拐再左拐,遇到一颗歪脖子树,就到了。
龙骧将军:左拐左拐再左拐。。。靠!这不就是你家对面嘛!走,柱子队长,吃饭去。
BOSS绝斩:哎呀*呀,这不是柱子队长吗?!什么风把您给吹来啦!柱子队长给我照个相呗 !
秦天一柱:你是男同胞?
BOSS绝斩:人家是纯爷们
秦天一柱:长的挺委婉的。
龙骧将军:咱们是老乡,你不是和田人吗?
秦天一柱:是的。
赵本山:咱们是亲戚,孩子他姥爷住在和田。
秦天一柱:叫什么名字?
白雪:冷空气
龙骧将军:- -!你姥爷最近很厉害,天天大风降温。

龙骧将军:(一笑)白雪你快看,柱子队长笑起来,很象你姥爷走的时候的照片,孩子就跟姥爷亲,快叫姥爷好!磕头!
白雪:姥爷好。
秦天一柱:大过年的还没有给你压岁钱。。。。。。
BOSS绝斩:柱子队长我们还没有照相呢!
龙骧将军:先点菜!
BOSS绝斩:吃饭后跑了怎么办?
龙骧将军:别瞎叨叨哈!
龙骧将军:您就点吧!!
秦天一柱:我们随便吃吧。
龙骧将军:现在富裕了,你就使劲吃,你吃能吃多少钱!
秦天一柱:随便吃点就行
龙骧将军:我点!
龙骧将军:柱子队长是和田人,恩!和田猴王的猴脑四只!
BOSS绝斩:对不起没有。
龙骧将军:锅盖大的旋龟!
BOSS绝斩:没有那么大的
龙骧将军:有多大的?
BOSS绝斩:只有巴掌大的。
龙骧将军:啊!巴掌大的啊,巴掌大的。。。有吗?
BOSS绝斩:额。。。有还是没有啊?
龙骧将军:我说这是你开的店,有没有还问我啊?
BOSS绝斩:有没有你心里没数啊?!
龙骧将军:我能有啥数啊!
BOSS绝斩:没有!
龙骧将军:来!来个沙漠特色菜,黑暗卡拉!
秦天一柱:黑暗卡拉就更不要点了,那玩意有毒,记得我小时候去打这玩意,每次都中僵尸毒!
龙骧将军:有也别吃了,我吃卡拉有一次就被鱼刺给卡住了,最后到医院用镊子拿出来了。你说你们酒店什么都没有让我拿什么来招待柱子队长啊?
龙骧将军:你说他们要什么什么没有,那吃什么啊 ?
秦天一柱:来一点家常便饭就行。
龙骧将军:哦。来民间的?好,孩子,来民间的了哈!来一个佩利冬炖蘑菇。
BOSS绝斩:没有。
龙骧将军:这个可以有。
BOSS绝斩:这个真没有
龙骧将军:来,我有!白雪,把带来的佩利冬拿过来
秦天一柱:大哥,佩利冬是野味,不能吃!
龙骧将军:不怕,这自家的萨马尔罕养鸡场养的!
龙骧将军:把这个炖了,再点一个
龙骧将军:笨蛋
BOSS绝斩:说谁笨蛋捏?!
龙骧将军:不是,是说笨鸡蛋
BOSS绝斩:没有
龙骧将军:来,我有!佩利冬这个品种好的,一天净下蛋啦!把这个和大葱一炒!
秦天一柱:老哥,下一次饭店,材料都自己搞啊
龙骧将军:唉!没办法啊!他们这里没有啊!几个菜了,两个了,给一点机会,柱子队长来你们饭店,你们表示不?
BOSS绝斩:额
BOSS绝斩: 赠送一个呗?哎呀我说大爷你怎么这么抠啊,你说你一个都没点,我们还要搭一个是吧。
龙骧将军:我点了猴脑、旋龟、卡拉,你不都没有嘛!
BOSS绝斩:有没有,你心里没有数吗?我的岁数小,但我总结了!人的一生可短暂了,跟玩丝路是一样一样的,上线,下线,这一天就算过去了,夯!下线,上不了线,这辈子就算过去了,夯~
秦天一柱:精辟。
龙骧将军:精辟啥,他是屁精
BOSS绝斩:大爷,您知道人生最痛苦的事是什么吗?人满级了,技能点没搞好!
龙骧将军:你知道人生最最痛苦的事是什么吗?技能点搞好了,被盗号的捐赠GP了!
BOSS绝斩:这也太背了什么时候叫G M改改呗。
龙骧将军:柱子队长!你看,这菜要做一会儿,白雪也来了,这孩子啊!从小就是一身的艺术细菌!
秦天一柱:艺术细胞
龙骧将军:看一下是否可以进宫。
秦天一柱:老哥我弄明白了,你接我来这里,就是为了让孙女进宫当宫女啊。
龙骧将军:老板,拿卡拉OK的麦克风。
秦天一柱:按照我们的规矩,自报家门
龙骧将军:从前面开始,不要紧张
白雪:我是来自大城市敦煌黑漠乡莲花池水沟子滴!我名字叫白雪,我今天。。。心情非常的。。。冲动,今夜。。。阳光明媚,今夜。。多云转晴。

BOSS绝斩:哎呀*呀,这报天气预报啊
龙骧将军:别打岔,来继续!
白雪:心情从多云转晴了,为什么啊,因为。。。我找到我姥爷了,我姥爷太好了,能带我进宫当修女。
秦天一柱:汗!。。。。是宫女
白雪:我非常感谢我姥爷给我这次机会,太感谢你了,真的能带上我到皇宫,我感谢你八辈祖宗,我代表八辈祖宗,我这辈子,我做鬼也不放过你滴!
龙骧将军:孩子就是想报复你,啊,不报销,啊,也不是,报。。。报恩,知恩图报,出去了就不能忘记姥爷,来唱罗马牧师的《行军进行曲》。
白雪:那个是罗马法师的的,现场演唱《行军进行曲》
龙骧将军:中间的不用唱了,唱后面的。
秦天一柱:年龄不大,嗓门真高
龙骧将军:没办法,开了生命,加了邪恶光环,都这水平
秦天一柱:额,幸亏没加蛋。
龙骧将军:蛋不是给你炖了嘛。
白雪:爷爷,项链卡的脖子有点唱不出来
龙骧将军:那直接来后面的。那后面连哭带唱的
秦天一柱:等一下,连哭带唱是什么节目啊?
龙骧将军:就是那个我怎么来的,多么多么不容易。。。。
秦天一柱:那叫进宫感言,进宫都是真人真事,还没有进宫,就发表感言了。
龙骧将军:他老爷在这里,我心理还没有底吗,我说三个数,她就会哭的,你真的完蛋,跟姥爷有感情,姥爷照片在这里。
白雪:哭……
龙骧将军:白雪,笑什么。
白雪:太有意思了吧,还照片呢?!
秦天一柱:不说了,才艺不错,唱的也不错。
BOSS绝斩:哎呀*呀,就这这不错呢?要这样能上的话,我也能上。
龙骧将军:你往那上?
BOSS绝斩:进宫去呗~
龙骧将军:你自宫还不错,这是艺术圈的事,别瞎掺和!
BOSS绝斩:你让我唱一个呗!
龙骧将军:不让你唱
BOSS绝斩:不让我唱,我就将你的事交代出来
龙骧将军:交待出来。。。。额,他唱的肯定没有说的好。。
秦天一柱:你开始说吧,还是自报家门
BOSS绝斩:我的命运和他是一样一样的,也有一个姓秦的姥爷
龙骧将军:行行行行,拉到吧!
秦天一柱:你会什么
BOSS绝斩:我会模仿秀。
秦天一柱:模仿谁
BOSS绝斩:尼亚将军
秦天一柱:模仿那一段
BOSS绝斩:《我和你》

龙骧将军:人家柱子队长刚下马,不和你演。
秦天一柱:这是沙漠一个怪的名字!
BOSS绝斩:(掏出小刀盾,展示剑气技能! )
龙骧将军:拉倒吧,打偏了,上菜吧
BOSS绝斩:我重演一个吧,这次我演破天活土兵
龙骧将军:你演匈奴元鬼去吧!
BOSS绝斩:破天活土兵是是皇陵怪物的名字(掏出弓来,搭弓射箭,表演绝杀弓)
秦天一柱:不错!你再来一个 !?
BOSS绝斩:我还会演。。。
秦天一柱:等等,你叫什么名字?
BOSS绝斩:我的中文名字叫做”暴死绝斩”
秦天一柱:还有外国名字?
BOSS绝斩:英文名字“BOSS绝斩”
秦天一柱:你是哪里的人?
BOSS绝斩:我是敦煌黑漠乡莲花池水沟子滴!
秦天一柱:大哥!你儿子让我找的BOSS,就是他,明天就跟我上丝路论坛《丝路文学社》 !
龙骧将军:等等!~~,不是说选宫女吗?怎么要进文学社了?
秦天一柱:女的进宫,选爷们进文学社写稿子呢!
龙骧将军:。。。。。。
龙骧将军:你看她姥爷,这菜都给你炖了,你不给我面子也给她姥爷面子,要不让他姥爷跟你见面一下?你上风起云涌服务器发个喇叭问下,八一铁骑盟里的老A,里面说的老A就是她。
秦天一柱:马上上菜,今天的饭我包了,我请客,白雪,明天你跟着BOSS绝斩大哥上《丝路论坛》,你们搞一个组合就叫“选宫女”。
白雪:我也可以去了吗?
秦天一柱:是的。
白雪:谢谢姥爷!
BOSS绝斩:谢谢姥爷!
龙骧将军:《丝路文学社》是丝路玩家舞台,他们都要了,把我也要了吧。
秦天一柱:网上也有你的名字?
龙骧将军:这个不好说,你上网试着嗖嗖呗,我的网名叫 战神X桐羽
龙骧将军:另外向你透露个秘密
秦天一柱:什么?
龙骧将军:其实我姥爷也姓秦。
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附注:
2009年的前夕,我写了一段《前行》,当时自己的心情过于悲观,写的内容也比较隐晦,导致回应的朋友特别的少,远远没有达到《可惜不是你,陪我到最后》的认同感。这是我个人的责任,毕竟大家都要乐观的向前看。
今年的贺岁文,大家看了可以开心的一笑,那么我的愿望就达到了。由于最近工作有些繁杂,所以没有多少精力进行创作,所以套用了《不差钱》的模板进行创作。以后的时间里,希望呈现给大家更多的原创。最后,再次祝福所有的丝路玩家,新年快乐!

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Post Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:59 pm by bubuguai

what the Love is that????? i dont understand what they are talking lol

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